Facts: It is not possible to taser yourself for ONE second

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Facts: It is not possible to taser yourself for ONE second

Disclaimer: I do not have a taser, I will not buy one and I will surely never ever try it out on myself.

I got a feeling that this story from jDounts is a true one, funny one but a bit sad. Short story: A guy buys a taser for his wife and while reading the instructions gets to the conclusion that a 1 second burst will hurt, but he finds out that it is not possible to taser yourself for just ONE second :-)

Two small bits from it that made me laugh out loud:

I’m pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again.

Oh and there was a cat involved also:

The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, ‘Do it again, stupid, do it again!’

Head over to jDounts Jokes to read the whole thing. Take care and happy tasering yourself (NOT).

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  1. I have a taser and I was able to tase myself for more than one second, when you are getting electrocuted it’s difficult to move. It’s like pins sticking into every mm of you. I collapsed to the floor after tasing myself. It was at least 2-3 seconds.

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