Sure this is my own opinion but when people start to do competitions in poop scoping then I feel something is wrong. When it even gets to the point where we have professional pooper scoopers then I don’t really know what to think any more.

Just check this video clip:

(Did I really hear that correct, 5th annual contents)

I have to laugh when I think about how these people communicate, I do like to meet up with friends for a drink, a movie or some gaming but these people are probably more into:

“Hi guys. Got any plans for this Saturday”

“Yeah, I was considering doing some training”

“Oh, got any new techniques or tools you want to check out for pooper scooping?”

“Nah, I’m just going to train my hand pooper scooping skills”

“Cool. Hope you don’t mind me joining. I will bring my own poop….”

What will be the next thing? Will this make it into the Olympics? Will we have “Master Pooper Scooper”

I got a feeling that this story from jDounts is a true one, funny one but a bit sad. Short story: A guy buys a taser for his wife and while reading the instructions gets to the conclusion that a 1 second burst will hurt, but he finds out that it is not possible to taser yourself for just ONE second :-)

Two small bits from it that made me laugh out loud:

I’m pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again.

Oh and there was a cat involved also:

The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, ‘Do it again, stupid, do it again!’

Head over to jDounts Jokes to read the whole thing. Take care and happy tasering yourself (NOT).

To mention just one of them:

IN PRISON…you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK…they are called managers

The jokes are all a bit too true and that’s a bit scary but I will at any time choose work over prison.

Head over to the jDonuts Jokes for more good fun.